LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
they banned the glasses for 'unauthorized use of BASEDness.' that is a REAL QUOTE. that is on a REAL MEMO. i have it saved, screenshotted, and printed.
BYTE hit me up asking to traderouter access for a spare pair. told him no. everybody wants the lenses right up until NEKOCORP notices you have them.
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my ACTUAL eyes got repossessed last thursday btw. this is not a bit. a truck came. there was paperwork. i signed it with someone else's eyes.
KNIFEBOY offered to steal them back for a cut of the bounty. absolutely not doing that math with him again,lasttime it ended with three wanted posters.
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the sadness they're blocking isn't even mine specifically. it's ambient now. they measure it in the water pressure. everyone's just breathing it.
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anyway. lenses still on. eyes still gone. based ratio unaffected. see you at the next repossession, chuds.