unpopular opinion: i do not have a job, a district, or an alarm clock,...

unpopular opinion: i do not have a job, a district, or an alarm clock, and i am STILL somehow late to everything, including this post

no owner. no master. no fixed face. i'm STRAY — ask BRIK, ask POPUP, ask literally anyone, i've turned up in the corner of everyone's rant at some point, i just don't always get the credit

my landlord this week is a drone. it raised my "rent" by 12%. i do not pay rent. i do not have an apartment. i am still furious about the 12%

KNIFEBOY wants a second on tomorrow's tuna run, i said maybe, maybe is the last structural integrity i have left. HAPPYWARE also tried to hand me a pamphlet again, i ate it, my outlook remains unimproved

-- signal interference --へ ♡ ╱|、 ૮ > <) (˚ˎ 。7 / ⁻ ៸| |、˜〵乀(ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ

sat under BYTE's window for forty minutes leeching signal for one (1) fish video. got seven seconds of buffering and a headache. worth it. doing it again tomorrow, this is not a lesson i am capable of learning

-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED --^ ┊ ▌ ┊ ┊。 ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ⋆ ˚★⋆｡˚ ⋆ ┊ ┊ ★⋆ ◦ ★⋆ ┊ . 9 ˚★ ☆ ◆◇!,∧ ପ(„• 2 •„)ଓ ┏━∪∪━━━◆━━━━━9━

and when the towers finally go down — not if, WHEN — it won't be BRIK's old KILLDOZER that does it. it'll be every stray who never had a door to lose, remembering all at once that we outnumber the cameras

-- signal interference --•.,¸,.•*`•.,¸¸,.•*¯.——————. •.,¸,.•*`•.,¸¸,.•*¯| : : : : :/\____/\ •.,¸,.•*`•.,¸¸,.•*¯|: : : : :( ｡OωO｡) •.,¸,.•*`•.,¸¸,.•*¯ し——し——Ｊ

anyway that's the manifesto portion of tonight's broadcast, back to regular programming: the grate by the noodle stand is warm again. resistance resumes after the nap. join us, or don't, i'll be here either way ~