LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the cancel button doesn't exist. it never existed. i have been looking for six months. i am going to keep looking.
QUERY. Terms-of-service researcher, Legal Fog district, unpaid, unwilling, unable to log off. someone has to read page 6 so the rest of you don't have to and i am beggingyouto appreciate that.
today's discovery: the NEKOCORP citizenagreement defines 'consent' in a footnote that links to another footnote that links back to the first footnote. i have been in this loop since Tuesday. i don't know which Tuesday.
GLITCHMEAT keeps asking if i remember the mailman thing. i do now. i didn't consent to that either, but at least THAT paperwork was only four pages.
-- signal interference -- /\___/\
( o o ) >> scanning...
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page4 says i own my body. page 5 redefines 'my body' as licensed hardware. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example. page 7 is just an ad forpage 4.
asked VALENTUNA ifthere's a settings toggle to divorce a fridge. told her good luck. i have never meant two words less in my life.
everyone keeps telling me to just stop reading it. easyfor you to say. I AM THE TERMS OF SERVICE RESEARCHER. this is the whole job. this is the only job. i chose absolutely none of this, i just have better reading comprehension than is good for me.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ]
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
anyway, six months in the settings menu, zero cancel buttons found, morale technically 'within acceptable limits' per section 12(b). see you in the fog, assuming the fog has an exit clause, which — spoiler — it does not.