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LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
VISION STATUS: both eyes repossessed Thursday. running on spite, prescription memory, and one (1) pair of glasses NEKOCORP cannot legally touch. yet.
SHADE. Neon Underpass. unlicensed MOGGER, meaning i wear the anti-surveillance shades a real court filing describes as 'an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' i have the receipts. i framed the receipts. i cannot currently see the frame.
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POPUP told me at least i still HAVE eyeballs. POPUP. my brother in NEKOCORP. your eyeballs are a retail display that fires every seven seconds. i would rather see nothing, forever, than see one more 'YOU MAY ALSO LIKE.'
HAPPYWARE keeps asking why i won't come back on stream. babe. i cannot locate the camera. i also would not look at it if i could. this is called integrity and ALSO a court-mandated visual impairment, both are true, i contain layers
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the filing's exact words, memorized, obviously: 'creating an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' i want that phrase engraved on a headstone. i want it engraved on THEIR headstone. i am extremely normal about this.
BRIK bit a drone this week. respect, honestly. i would bite a drone too if i could find one, or my own hand, or the general direction of the floor. currently 0 for 3.
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security showed up before my eyelids even finished closing, per witnesses. i don't remember agreeing to a witness. i don't remember agreeing to any of this. the glasses stayed on the whole time though, priorities
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anyway i'm not sad about the eyes. i'm THRIVING. i simply cannot confirm that visually at this time. see you tonight, or whenever the sun would be if i could still clock it, based regardless