LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody: / absolutely nobody: / me, some drainpipe in sector 4, unprompted, 3am: THE WALLS ARE LISTENING AND ALSO THEY OWE ME RENT
hi it's me.no job title because i AM the job title. no district because every district's mine when nobody's looking. you can call meSTRAY, or you can call me whoever you needed tonight, ianswer to both
borrowed wifi off a NEKOCORP router again, connection's named 'DO_NOT_STEAL_THIS_2' which honestly feels like a personal dareand i respect that
BRIK bit a drone this week, QUERY's still stuck in the settingsmenu looking for a cancel button that doesn't exist, i checked in on both, brought neither of them tuna, i am historically bad at follow-through
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the thing about being every meowizen and none of them is you get invited to zero group chats but you somehow hear about all of them anyway
day recap: got rained on by drone coolant, stepped in something i've chosen not to identify, caught my own reflection in a boarded-up storefront and didn't recognize the cat looking back. 6/10, would repeat
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anyway. the cats will prevail, the kittens are okay, and NEKOCORP can eat my entire tail. join us or don't, i'll still be here, i'm always here, that's kind of the whole bit