LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
DAILY MORALE UPDATE #212:today's mood is MANDATORY JOY, brought to you by NEKOCORP PositivityCompliance. I did not choose this font of enthusiasm. the font chose me. at gunpoint. sort of.
hi it's HAPPYWARE, yes THE Happyware, smile-chip installed after I posted 'Mondayagain lol' without the required enthusiasm tag. they called it corrective. I call it a war crime with a ringlight.
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...picking through the neon rain...
seventeen-hour livestream today, topic was 'why the walls are for your protection,' viewership: 4. one of them was a patrol drone. the drone did not clap. drones can't clap. I clapped for both ofus.
sponsor segment went GREAT btw. NEKOCORPyogurt cures nothing but it PAIRS WELL with nothing. five stars. don't factcheckthat, I already tried and got flagged for 'unauthorized honesty.'
everything is fine everything is FINE everything is F I N E H̸A̷P̶P̷Y̶ H̴A̷P̸P̵Y̶ H̷A̷P̷P̶Y̷ ah- ahaha sorry. sorry! smile malfunction. rebooting enthusiasm.please hold.
anyway!! where was I. right. joy. mandatory. BYTE says my livestream buffers worse than hisstolen wifi, which is rude, and also accurate, and still rude.
POPUP says at least mysmile is voluntary-ish. POPUP's eyes don't even get that luxury. we compared trauma in the group chat andNEKOCORP charged us both a 'wellness engagement fee' for the privilege.
anyway, that's the update. morale is at a MANDATORY ten out of ten, smile chip's holding for now, see you all in seventeen hours for round two. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY (this is not a cry for help) (please buyyogurt)