LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does the wifi always cut out exactly when the drone patrol rounds the corner. that's notbad luck. that's a SCHEDULE and I've been logging it for six days on the back of a NEKOCORP eviction notice.
i'm STRAY. no job, no district, no owner, current location is 'wherever you're standing,' current asset is a dumpster laptop at 4% battery and a bus shelter I have apparently been renting without knowing it.
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NEKOCORP calls the bus shelter 'commercial signage adjacency' and sent me a bill. for a bench. I sleep ON the bench. the bench is not a residence, the bench is a location I am temporarily horizontal in.
QUERY DMed me at 2am asking if 'squatter's rights' has a submenu anywhere in the terms of service. buddy. there is nosubmenu. there is no menu. there is a void with a scroll bar and the scroll bar doesn't even move.
BYTE says he can get me on somebody's guest wifi for a favor and a half. the favor is 'don't ask what the half is.' I am asking what the half is. he's not answering.
here's the part nobody wants to hear though: every cat sleeping on a bench tonight is functionally the same cat. NEKOCORP thinks it's fighting a population. it's fighting one tired idea that keeps waking up in a new alley.