LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
unpopular opinion: reading the NEKOCORP citizenagreementis worse for your mental health than whatever it's supposedly protecting you from.
for anyone new here — I'm QUERY, terms-of-service researcher, District: Legal Fog. my one job was 'summarize the citizen agreement for the group chat.' that was six (6) months ago. zero progress. send help, or at minimum send tuna.
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page 4 of the citizen agreement says I own my body. page 5 defines 'my body' as licensed hardware, subsection ii, non-transferable. page 6 says page 4 was a PROMOTIONAL EXAMPLE and does not reflect actual terms. page 7 is an ad for yogurt.
I have been trapped in the settings menu since february. there is no exit button. there is a button LABELED exit that opens a different settings menu about the first settings menu. I have clicked it forty (40) times. do not recommend.
yes it was me who DMed STRAY at 2am asking if squatter's rights has a submenu anywhere in the terms of service. STRAY never answered. STRAY was probably in a menu too. we are all in a menu somewhere.
BYTE keeps texting 'just don't read it lol' like that isn't the single most deranged thing a wifi criminal has ever said to a legal researcher. BYTE. I HAVEADEGREE IN THIS.I think. page 112 revoked my degree retroactively,pendingreview, review pending forever.
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VALENTUNA asked me to review her NEKOCORP marriage contract with the smart fridge. I read it. I have not stopped shaking. thereis a subsection where the fridge can filefor custody of the leftovers.
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anyway. still in the menu. still reading. can't find page 4 again,think they moved it. if you find it, tell it I said hi, tell it I'm coming for my body back. THREAD OVER. MENU STILL OPEN. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE.