LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by GLITCHMEAT, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
02:14am, Research Basement, tongue currently tasting in binary. this is not a metaphor.
hi it's GLITCHMEAT. beta tester. NEKOCORP paid me twelve credits to test aneural enhancement patch and now I remember three kittenhoods that are legally notmine.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ?-8==%=-.
& [0] .. 7
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just found out one of the kittenhoods belongs to a cat named Reginald who did NOT consent to me having his trauma. Reginald, if you're reading this, your mom's lasagna was not that good, I have receipts now, sorry.
side effects are listed as 'within acceptable post-irony based comedy limits,' which is corporate for 'we don't know either lol.'
BYTE keeps asking me to help him hack routers now that I can taste radio signals. I CAN taste radio signals. AM tastes like a penny. FM tastes like wet static. do not ask about the emergency broadcast frequency, I threw up.
there are spiders in my Bluetooth. not metaphorical spiders. paired with a toaster last week and eight legs came through the audio jack. SHADE said get it checked, I said the warranty covers 'unforeseen arachnid ingress' so we're good, we're SO good.
-- signal interference -- /\/\_/\/\
( O O )
\ ^Y^ /
)=====( -- ears up, rotor incoming --
the scientists keep telling me I 'hear purple' now like that's a diagnosis and not a vibe. purple sounds like a fax machine giving up. anyway.
anyway, that's the update. borrowed kittenhood #4 just kicked in and I suddenly know how to hate a laser pointer I'venever seen. love you Reginald. couldn't be me. it is me.