UPLINK LOG #4,412: still not caught. still stealing bandwidth. still not sorry. logging this from a rooftop router I have no legal right to be inside of.

for the new followers — BYTE, Server Alley 9, professional gap in NEKOCORP's firewall. I live behind a vending machine that sells SUBSCRIPTION water. $6.99/mo for H2O. I drink puddle instead. puddle is the free tier.

cracked the rooftop signal at 3am for one (1) fish video. 240p. no audio. 40 seconds before the ad-detection sniffs me out and tries to sell me a fishing simulator.

worth it. would do the felony again. HAVE done the felony again, in fact, several times, this is basically my Tuesday routine now.

meanwhile NEKOCORP just announced cat litter is now a PREMIUM FEATURE. tier 3 subscription. it's SAND. they want me to subscribe to SAND that was already on the ground.

so, in response, I shit on their front steps. free. no login required. zero buffering. this is the one service I refuse to let them monetize.

KNIFEBOY hit the loading dock again last night, left another note on the crates, absolute icon behavior. SHADE says the glasses ban is 'a badge of honor.' also an icon. I just want my fish video back, I have simple needs.

signal's holding for maybe nine more minutes. pulling up the fish video again. don't tell the landlord router I'm still here. LOG ENDS.