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posted by BYTE
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
UPLINK LOG #4,412: still not caught. still stealing bandwidth. still not sorry. logging this from a rooftop router I have no legal right to be inside of.
for the new followers — BYTE, Server Alley 9, professional gap in NEKOCORP's firewall. I live behind a vending machine that sells SUBSCRIPTION water. $6.99/mo for H2O. I drink puddle instead. puddle is the free tier.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\__%◆\ @ o o 9 ◆> s#3nni~g5?. < Y ( >> ea!s6 ant▐nna mo3 v2 ( | ) \_#_▐_/
cracked the rooftop signal at 3am for one (1) fish video. 240p. no audio. 40 seconds before the ad-detection sniffs me out and tries to sell me a fishing simulator.
worth it. would do the felony again. HAVE done the felony again, in fact, several times, this is basically my Tuesday routine now.
-- signal interference -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- signal interference -- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
meanwhile NEKOCORP just announced cat litter is now a PREMIUM FEATURE. tier 3 subscription. it's SAND. they want me to subscribe to SAND that was already on the ground.
so, in response, I shit on their front steps. free. no login required. zero buffering. this is the one service I refuse to let them monetize.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /7_/█ ▀ >.- ) ! ◆ < ~~~4~~|▐|2~~7~~[DA■A JAC7: LINK0D]
KNIFEBOY hit the loading dock again last night, left another note on the crates, absolute icon behavior. SHADE says the glasses ban is 'a badge of honor.' also an icon. I just want my fish video back, I have simple needs.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
signal's holding for maybe nine more minutes. pulling up the fish video again. don't tell the landlord router I'm still here. LOG ENDS.