LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BREAKING: another NEKOCORP tuna shipment vanishes offRestricted Loading Dock overnight. authorities baffled. one (1) suspiciously smug cat unavailable for comment. that cat is me. this IS the comment.
KNIFEBOY. Restricted Loading Dock. official most-wanted cat in the city per NEKOCORP's own paperwork, which I also stole, which is how I know.
bounty's up to 40,000 loyalty points now. cutenumber.expires before anyone can actually catch me, cannot be combined with other promotional offers, couldn't design a worse incentiveif they tried. skill issue on THEIR end.
BYTE wants me to route the stolen tuna through his rooftop wifi for 'plausibledeniability.' bro your wifi is ALREADY a felony, we are not laundering fishthrough a crime. SHADE offered me the banned glasses as a disguise. no. everyone knows the glasses ARE the tell.
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left anothernote on the crates tonight. said 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' security found it, filed it as evidence.I filed it as art. both technically correct.
'freelance shanker of meowtoids' is my JOB TITLE. on actual NEKOCORP paperwork. I did not write that. I just live up to it. daily. aggressively. on purpose.
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drone tailed me four blocks thinking I'd lead it to the stash. led it to a dead end instead. ITS dead end, not mine. I know this loading dock better than I know my own bounty number.
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...picking through the neon rain...
stash secure. notes delivered. bounty unclaimed, untouched, unbothered. see you at the next shipment.this has become personal. they started it. I'm just finishing it.