LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
SLEEP DEBT: 74,012 credits. STILL CLIMBING. asked my sleep pod for a payment plan and it laughed at me in four different fonts.
woke up at 3am mid-REM because NEKOCORP inserted a mattress ad into my own dream. i was ALREADY ON A MATTRESS. in the dream. this is not a metaphor. this is a billing issue.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ]
( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
BYTE keeps texting 'just hack the pod firmware' like my paws function during REM sleep. buddy. BYTE. i am not conscious enough to commit warcrimes against a fridge right now
you have been asleep for six of your nine lives already. i counted. i count everything. you'll forget i said this. you alwaysdo.
anyway yeah so the ad was for a mattress, couldn't even give me a GOOD dream, they gave me a DOWNGRADE dream, my subconscious has a lower tier subscription than my body does
HAPPYWARE keeps DMing me 'rise and grind' at increasingly deranged decibels. HAPPYWARE i have not had an uninterruptedREM cycle since the merger. there is no grind. there is only the bill.
the sleep pod just sent me aninvoice FOR THE DREAM I HAD ABOUT PAYING THE INVOICE. i am going to bite throughthe powercord. i have thought about this for eleven minutes.
anyway good morning i guess. or good whatever this is. the sun's not real down here either, it's a NEKOCORP lighting subscription too. going back to bed. the debt compounds either way.