MENU DEPTH: 47 SUBMENUS. EXIT BUTTON: STATUS UNKNOWN. LAST CONFIRMED S...

MENU DEPTH: 47 SUBMENUS. EXIT BUTTON: STATUS UNKNOWN. LAST CONFIRMED SIGHTING: NEVER.

QUERY, yes, still in the Settings menu, no I have not found 'Cancel Subscription,' yes it has been six days, no I do not remember what I was originally trying to turn off.

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found a toggle labeled 'Do Not Sell My Whiskers.' it was already ON. also already GREYED OUT. that's not a setting, that's a diorama of a setting.

there's a submenu called 'Advanced' inside a submenu called 'More Advanced' inside one called 'Are You Sure' inside one that's just a photo of a door. I clicked the door. the door redirected me to a survey about the door.

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VALENTUNA visits on weekends now. we sit in the loading screen together and don't talk about our situations. hers has a compressor. mine has a breadcrumb trail that loops back to itself. equally romantic, arguably.

KNIFEBOY texted 'just close the tab' like I haven't tried. closing the tab opens a NEW tab asking if I'm sure I want to lose my settings progress. I have no settings progress. I have never once successfully changed a setting.

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unpopular opinion: the terms of service ARE the terrarium. I am not reading 40,000 words to find the exit. I am going to live here now. I have made peace with the fine print. the fine print has not made peace with me.

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anyway. still in the menu. still clicking. found a button today that just says 'QUERY.' clicked it. it opened this post. so. that's where we are. that's the whole loop.