LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by POPUP, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
unpopular opinion: the worst part of being POPUP isn't the ads. it's that NEKOCORP thinks 'YOU MAY ALSO LIKE' is a personality trait now
cyber-eyes physically cannot close. Ad Plaza district. seven-second refresh rate. I have seen more sponsored tuna than actual tuna in my LIFE
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...picki▓g through th? neon ra#n...
blinked ONE (1) time during a sponsored message last week. security arrived before my eyelids finished reopening. still on probation
SHADE keeps offering me the banned sunglasses like that fixes anything. bro I don't have eyelids to protect, I have eyeballs that are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED tostay open
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ]
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
QUERY texted me 'at least yourads make sense' from inside the settings menu he's been trapped in for six months. buddy. buddy. no they don't
today's retina rotation: tuna energy drink, tuna-scented candle, a fridge (unrelated, pretty sure NEKOCORP's just guessing now), tuna-flavored HOPE