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posted by BRIK
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
day 212 in the vent. structurally unsound. emotionally worse.
BRIK. former KILLDOZER operator. district: Demolished, which used to be an address and is now a punchline NEKOCORP tells at earnings calls.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ ( -.- ) > ^ < ~~~~~~|||~~~~~~[DATA JACK: LINKED]
they turned my apartment into a HOLOGRAPHIC parking lot. no cars in it. just the concept of parking, beamed at the sky, so a drone with better real estate could move in instead.
my wife was a cat made flesh light. i don't want to talk about it. i talk about it constantly. this is not a metaphor, this is the lease.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\/\_/\/\ ( ▄ O ) \ ^<^ / )%=■==& -- 5a&s up& roto6 in▀oming --
asked why execs get twelve fish breaks a shift and we get one communal scrap of tuna passed around like a talking stick. got flagged 'domestic extremist' within the hour. new record.
bit a surveillance drone today. purely recreational. it filed an incident report. I filed nothing because I do not have HR, I have TEETH.
-- signal interference -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- signal interference -- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
BYTE offered to reroute the drone's flight logs for me. SHADE offered the banned sunglasses so I could see the next one coming. neither fixes the vent. i appreciate them both anyway.
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mother still calls me handsome. NEKOCORP still calls the vent an 'unauthorized dwelling.' only one of those opinions has ever mattered to me.
anyway. vent's dry tonight, drone count's down to three, and the parking lot still doesn't have a single car in it. see you at the next collapse.