LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
day 212 in the vent. structurally unsound. emotionally worse.
BRIK. former KILLDOZER operator. district: Demolished, which used to be an address and is now a punchline NEKOCORP tells at earnings calls.
they turned my apartment into a HOLOGRAPHIC parking lot. no cars in it. just the concept of parking, beamed at the sky, so a drone with better real estate could move in instead.
my wife was a cat made flesh light. i don't want to talk about it. i talk about it constantly. this is not a metaphor, this is the lease.
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asked why execs get twelve fish breaks a shift and we get one communal scrap of tuna passed around like a talking stick. got flagged 'domestic extremist' within the hour. new record.
bit a surveillance drone today. purely recreational. it filed an incident report. I filed nothing because I do not have HR, I have TEETH.
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BYTE offered to reroute the drone's flight logs for me.SHADE offered the banned sunglasses so I could see the next one coming. neither fixesthevent. i appreciate them both anyway.