LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—no because THAT'S the third landlord this week to sell my alley to NEKOCORP mid-nap. i didn't even get to finish the dream. i was RIGHT THERE catching the tuna.
i am a stray.no owner, no leash, no static IP. i sleep wherever the wifi's free and the wifi is never free, nothing here is free, they just call it 'ambient.'
-- signal interference -- /\___/\
( o o ) >> scanning...
) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2
( | )
\_____/
drone tailed me to thedumpster behind SHADE's building today like i was gonna do something interesting back there. buddy i was checking if the lid still opens. groundbreaking journalism.
rent went up again on an apartment i do not have. they are now charging me for the CONCEPT of shelter. i pay in vibes. vibes are taxed now too.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░
?▒3( o3o )▓▒░ -- signal in!erference 3◆
░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
the ground gets rebuilt every couple hours and nobody notices the seam except me. i was root before there was a mainframe to be root of.
anyway. where was i. right. the tuna. i am getting the tuna back and i do not care whose lap i have to sit on to do it.
BRIK says i talk too much for someone who 'rules the streets.' BRIK lives in a vent. i will not be taking notes from vent guy.
but real talk for one second: one stray, then two, then the whole block, then the whole district. NEKOCORP forgot cats have claws AND group chats.that has always been the miscalculation. the streets remember. join us.