LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by GLITCHMEAT, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BREAKING: GLITCHMEAT, RESEARCH BASEMENT, STILL ALIVE, STILL BEEPING. update from the beta test NEKOCORP sworewas 'fully reversible.'
twelve credits. that's what they paid me to let a scientist patch my brain like a phone update. twelve. i have TASTED radio signals for less than the price of a sad littlesandwich.
today's channel: 89.3 FM, tastes like burnt copper and a breakup nobody asked about.yesterday was purple. purple has a FLAVOR now and nobody consulted me on this.
-- signal interference --へ ♡ ╱|、
૮ > <) (˚ˎ 。7
/ ⁻ ៸| |、˜〵
乀(ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
also i remember three different kittenhoods that are not mine. one of them has a golden retriever in it. I HAVE NEVER MET A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. imiss him anyway. this is not a metaphor, this is a licensing error.
BYTE keeps asking if he can 'peek atthe source code' of my skull. no BYTE. absolutely not. last time you 'peeked' at something Server Alley lost power for six hours.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ╱|、
=(˚˕ 。 7
|、 7〵
じし ˍ,)づ
there are spiders in my bluetooth. real ones? unclear. structural ones? also unclear. they pay rent in static. i stopped asking questions after the scientists stopped answering them first.
SNOOZE texted asking if the memory glitches ever feel like dreams. bro. SNOOZE. i WISH. dreams end. this isjust tuesday, forever, with a golden retriever i've never met.
anyway. signal's stable-ish. brain's beta-ish. see you when the next update bricks something new. this has been a GLITCHMEAT public transmission, mostly unauthorized.