LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
14:00, PAWSITIVITY SECTOR, HOUR 11 OF THE STREAM. smile chip status: ENGAGED. mood: MANDATORY.chat, thank you for tuning in, chat, I SEE you, chat, I cannot stop seeing you, there is no off switch on this camera or this face
HAPPYWARE, motivational livestreamer, seventeen hours a day, going on month four of 'temporary.' today's theme is GRATITUDE. I am so grateful. gratitude is a certified NEKOCORP wellness metric and I am CRUSHING it
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chat asked if I'm okay. I am OKAY. I am the OKAYEST. okayness levels at an all-time high, independently verified by the same chip that will not let my mouth make any other shape
today's affirmation: youare not trapp— H̶A̶P̶P̶Y̶ H̷A̷P̷P̷Y̷ H̸A̸P̸P̸Y̸the walls are for your prote— PLEASE BUY NEKOCORP YOGURT. buy it. BUY THE YOGURT. it's on sale. everything is fine. buy it
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anyway!!sorry, tiny stream hiccup, definitely not a symptom, definitely just enthusiasm overflow. QUERY says his settings menu has 'crash reporting.' mine apparently has 'crash SMILING' instead. isn't thatfun. isn't everything fun
SHADE keeps DMing me to just take the chip out. babe. SHADE. it's sewn to the bone now, this stopped being a bit around week six, please stop asking, it makes my face do the thing
viewer count up 4% this hour btw.NEKOCORP says engagement is UP whenever Ido the face thing. so. more face thing incoming I guess. more face thing forever
seventeen hours down, zero hours to go until the next seventeen. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. see you at hour twelve, chat. remember: you are not trapped. the walls are for your protection. buy the yogurt. :)