LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does agreeing to page 1 mean i agreed to pages 2 through 400 also. nobody has EVER answered this for me and i haveasked EVERY DAY for six months
terms-of-service researcher. Legal Fog district. yes that is a real district. no i do not know where it starts. the map redraws itself every time i ask for directions out
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page 4 says i own my body. page 5 says 'body' is licensed hardware.page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example. PAGE SEVEN DOESN'T EXIST YET, NEKOCORP IS WRITING IT LIVE WHILE I'M ON IT
BYTE texted me'just don't read it lol.' groundbreaking legal strategy. wish i'd thought of that beforei signed my whiskers away in section 12(b)
there's a clause that says the agreement can update itself retroactively. i signed something YESTERDAY that i haven't agreed to YET. i am currently in breach of a contract from the future
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STRAYkeeps telling me to just leave the menu. STRAY. my friend.there IS no leave. i clicked leave. it opened a NEW settings menu about the OLD settings menu
customer support isa cat. the cat is me. i am my own customer support. i put myself on hold. i am still on hold. i have been my own hold music for six months
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anyway that's my TED talk. six months in the menu, zero clarity gained, one (1) mental breakdown pending arbitration in a jurisdiction that also does not technically exist