LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody elected stray. stray showed up anyway. that's kind of the whole system honestly.
rent went up on THREE apartments today that stray does not have. NEKOCORP invoiced an alley. an ALLEY. good luck collecting, the alley doesnot have hands
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dronefollowed stray four blocks tonight for 'loitering.' stray was ASLEEP. asleep is not a crime yet, they're still workshopping that one
BRIK says stray talks too much for someone who 'rules the streets.' correct. multitasking. leadership is 40% vision, 60% yelling at drones
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KNIFEBOY texted asking if stray wants in on the tuna job. stray said no. stray said this on principle. stray is currently, separately, eyeing the tuna job
small thing though, real quick: one stray becomes two strays becomes a block becomes a problem for NEKOCORP specifically. anyway forget I said that