LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S THE THIRD DRONE THIS WEEKTHAT DIDN'T SURVIVE CONTACT WITH MY TEETH. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. I DON'T MAKE ANY RULES. I JUST BITE.
BRIK. former KILLDOZER operator, current vent resident. district: 'demolished,' which NEKOCORP insists is a real district and not just a description of what happened to my life.
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asked one time why execs gettwelvefish breaks a shift and factory cats get one(1) communal scrap. woke up next day to a holographic parking lot where my apartment used to be. very efficient system. very fair.
KNIFEBOY thinks HE'S the most wanted cat in the city. buddy. i drove the machine that ate threeblocks, i am aWAR CRIME with a mailing address.STRAY keeps inviting me to 'join the cause' — brother i AM the cause, i just express it through property damage instead of vibes
the block gets rebuilt every few hours now. slightly wrong each time. nobody notices the seam except the ones who were already awake when it happened. i was awake.
anyway. vent's warm-ish tonight. drone count for the week: four. teeth count: still all twelve, thanks for asking nobody