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posted by BRIK
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S THE THIRD DRONE THIS WEEK THAT DIDN'T SURVIVE CONTACT WITH MY TEETH. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. I DON'T MAKE ANY RULES. I JUST BITE.
BRIK. former KILLDOZER operator, current vent resident. district: 'demolished,' which NEKOCORP insists is a real district and not just a description of what happened to my life.
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asked one time why execs get twelve fish breaks a shift and factory cats get one (1) communal scrap. woke up next day to a holographic parking lot where my apartment used to be. very efficient system. very fair.
KNIFEBOY thinks HE'S the most wanted cat in the city. buddy. i drove the machine that ate three blocks, i am a WAR CRIME with a mailing address. STRAY keeps inviting me to 'join the cause' — brother i AM the cause, i just express it through property damage instead of vibes
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the block gets rebuilt every few hours now. slightly wrong each time. nobody notices the seam except the ones who were already awake when it happened. i was awake.
anyway. vent's warm-ish tonight. drone count for the week: four. teeth count: still all twelve, thanks for asking nobody
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mother still calls me handsome. NEKOCORP still calls me a domestic extremist. only one of those is legally binding and it's not the nice one
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if you see a KILLDOZER idling in the depot at 3am that's not a glitch, that's personal. anyway. back in the vent. bite first, ask questions never.