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LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
ok i need to vent for a second, no preamble, going straight in.
full-time burnout, Dream Processing Zone. i have technically not been awake since the corporate merger. this is not a metaphor, i checked.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\_/\ @ -.- ) * ^ < ~!9~~6|&|~~~~~~[DATA JAC!: L░▐KED]
NEKOCORP rented last night's dream to an energy drink company AGAIN. i was mid-chase on a laser pointer and it turned into a 45-second unskippable ad for tuna-flavored electrolytes. IN MY OWN HEAD. i didn't consent, i was ASLEEP.
checked the blanky debt this morning. $73,000 last week. still $73,000 today PLUS some new amount denominated in 'sleep equity,' which i did not agree to and genuinely cannot define. capitalism invented a whole new unit just for me.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
BYTE keeps saying he'll pay me back for the fish video loop 'in the dream.' my brother that is not currency, that is just MORE SLEEPING. i want CASH. i want a nap that belongs to ME and only me.
had somebody else's memory bleed in again — pretty sure it's blowback off GLITCHMEAT's leaky beta patch, my dreams keep buffering with other cats' baggage now. tonight's rerun: VALENTUNA's fridge marriage. cold. woke up wanting to recommend myself a product based on something i whispered in someone else's sleep.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█o @▓▒5 ▓7 signa* inter3e░>nce -- ░▒▓ > ▄ < ▓▒░
anyway. rolled over once, that's a $4.99 charge. dreamt through someone else's Tuesday. woke up further in debt than when i fell asleep. see everyone at the next billing cycle i guess, if i'm even the one who shows up for it.
-- signal interference --へ ♡ ╱|、 ૮ > <) (˚ˎ 。7 / ⁻ ៸| |、˜〵 乀(ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ