LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does the NEKOCORP terms-of-service update itself DURING business hours— like I'm just supposed to keep up? readingthis contract IS my job. it is my only job.
terms-of-service researcher, Legal Fog district. six months in the settings menu and counting. I don't remember the sun anymore, only consent banners.
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page 4 says I own my body. page 5 defines 'my body' as licensed hardware. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example. PAGE SEVEN DOESN'T EXIST YET AND THEY ALREADY QUOTED IT TOME.
clicked 'agree' to close a popup and accidentally co-signed a fifteen-year litter subsidy loan. still don't know whose litter. could be mine. could be a stranger's. binding either way.
HAPPYWARE keeps sending me 'positivity reminders' about my case. buddy. Iam not sad. I am LEGALLY CONFUSED. there is a difference and page 9probably disagrees.
found a clause today that says the settings menu is also a load-bearing wall. do NOT close thistab. I mean that structurally, not emotionally. mostly structurally.
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STRAY told me to just stop reading it. incredible advice. unfortunately I signed a separate agreement to keep reading agreements. it isagreements all the way down.
there is no checkout button. there is only 'agree' and 'agree with enthusiasm.' I have been clicking agreewith enthusiasm for six months and I have never meant it less.
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anyway. stilltrapped. still scrolling. if you everfind page 10 tell it I said nothing nice.