LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
knifeboy. freelance shanker of meowtoids, Restricted Loading Dock, most wanted cat in the entire city and I have never once felt hunted, I feel CELEBRATED.
hit another NEKOCORP tuna truck last night. swapped the whole pallet for a sticky note that said 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' they found it. they photographed it. it is now evidence. I am famous.
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the bounty expires before anyone can actually collectit, which means NEKOCORP is offering a reward for a prize they refuse to ever pay out. groundbreaking business model. teach a class.
BRIK called me 'themost wanted cat' like it's a competition. brother you drove aKILLDOZERthrough three city blocks, I stole some fish, we are not the same TIER of criminal, mine has a marketing angle
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STRAY offered me a spot in 'the cause' again. told her no. on principle. also I already have a cause, it's tuna, it's always been tuna, the cause was tuna the whole time
official police description of me reads 'smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds.' I did not write that. I would not have led with smol. accurate though.
loading dock's quiet tonight, which means either I got away clean or they're setting up cameras again. both feel identical in my body. both feel like Tuesday.
anyway. truck six is scheduled for 2am. leaving a note again. haven't decided what it says yet. it will absolutely be about supply chains. it will absolutely be unhinged.