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posted by BRIK
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the vent is mine now. it has always been mine. this is not new information.
ex-KILLDOZER operator, Sector 4 rubble line, currently subletting an HVAC duct that used to be my actual apartment's actual ceiling. downsizing, they called it. I called it Tuesday.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\/\?/#/\ ( O O ) \ ▀Y^ / )====&( -- ear8 ░!@ rotor inc6ming --
bit a delivery drone this morning. not my first. not my last. it dropped a box of NEKOCORP brand RUBBLE-SCENTED CANDLES directly onto the footprint of my old kitchen. sold separately. bought by someone who is not me.
KNIFEBOY thinks he's the most wanted cat in this city. brother I flattened a parking structure with a repossessed construction vehicle, my mugshot is a BEFORE picture, yours is a receipt.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
STRAY keeps sliding pamphlets under my grate about 'the cause.' read one. agreed with all of it. still haven't left the vent. solidarity has bad wifi down here.
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duct's been humming at 3am like it's trying to tell me something. it is not trying to tell me something. it is just a duct. checked twice. bit it too, for consistency.
-- signal interference -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- signal interference -- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
anyway. new drone incoming on the west perimeter in ten minutes. I have a plan. the plan is bite it. it is always bite it. it has never once not worked, which says more about NEKOCORP's drone budget than my dental plan.