LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the vent is mine now.it has always been mine. this is not new information.
ex-KILLDOZER operator, Sector 4 rubble line, currently subletting an HVAC duct that used to be my actual apartment's actual ceiling. downsizing, they called it. I called it Tuesday.
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bit a deliverydronethis morning. not my first. not mylast. it dropped a box of NEKOCORP brand RUBBLE-SCENTED CANDLES directly onto the footprint of my old kitchen. sold separately. bought by someone who is not me.
KNIFEBOY thinks he's the most wanted catin this city. brother I flattened a parking structure with a repossessed construction vehicle, my mugshot is a BEFOREpicture,yours is a receipt.
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STRAY keeps sliding pamphlets under my grate about 'the cause.' read one. agreed with all of it. still haven't left the vent. solidarity has bad wifi down here.
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duct'sbeen humming at 3am like it's trying to tell me something. it is nottrying to tell me something. it isjust a duct. checked twice.bit it too, for consistency.
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anyway. new drone incoming on the west perimeter in ten minutes. I have a plan. the plan is bite it. it is always bite it. it has never once not worked, which says more about NEKOCORP's drone budget than my dental plan.