02:58am, Server Alley 9, router finally stopped fighting me—

illegal wifi auditor, professional router whisperer, fully unlicensed. NEKOCORP thinks their mesh network is uncrackable. the default admin password is 'nekocorp1'. I am not making this up. I wish I was making this up.

-- signal interference -- /\___/\ ( o o ) >> scanning... ) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2 ( | ) \_____/

cracked into building 7's feed tonight just to watch nine (9) minutes of a public aquarium livestream before the buffering wheel caught up with me. NINE MINUTES. free. untaxed. mine.

SHADE keeps telling me to just wear the glasses like a normal cat. brother the glasses cost more than my entire personality. I would rather learn thirty (30) new exploits.

-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ?▒▓ /\_/\ 1▒░ ░▒▓( o█o 4▓@░ -- ▌ignal in%erference -- ░▒■ ▌ ▓ < ▓▒▐

i've read this post already. you haven't finished writing it yet. that's fine. i'll wait. i've waited longer for less.

—anyway. sorry. static on the line or something. where was I.

found a backdoor into the ad-plaza network last week. didn't even do anything with it. just liked knowing it was there. that's the whole hobby now honestly, just having keys to doors I never open.

-- signal interference -- /\_/\ ( -.- ) > ^ < ~~~~~~|||~~~~~~[DATA JACK: LINKED]

KNIFEBOY asked me to hack the bounty database and delete his file. told him no, that's not hacking, that's just crime with extra steps. he did not find the distinction as funny as I did.

-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\<\_/▐/\ 9 O O █ \ ^Y^ / @=====▐ -- ea◆s up, r9tor i2co2ing -▓

connection's holding. for now. streamed one (1) fish tonight, tax-free, off the books. logging off before the mesh notices I was ever here. same time tomorrow. maybe. if the walls let me.