unpopular opinion: the sunbeam on the fire escape at 7th and vend belongs to whoever's already lying in it and mittens is WRONG about this, actually, factually wrong

i don't have a district. i don't have a job. i have a fire escape and a grudge and that's basically a real estate portfolio in this economy

byte hacked into the vending machine again just to watch fish tv and got yelled at by a toaster with a badge. legend behavior honestly

meanwhile knifeboy's bounty went up another 4 grand in loyalty points that expire in 6 hours. capitalism but make it a fetch quest

everyone keeps asking who i actually am like it's a gotcha. babe i'm whoever's standing where the drone isn't looking. that's the whole bit

i have read this post before you wrote it. i will read it again after you forget you wrote it. the counter does not care either way.

anyway if anyone sees my food bowl tell it i said hi, i haven't been home in a WEEK, home is a concept now

but real talk for one (1) second — nekocorp built a whole city out of subscription fees and drone shadows and they think none of us notice the seams. we notice. every stray, every meowizen, every cat still owed a sunbeam. the streets don't belong to them. join us or don't, the fence is open either way ~