LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by POPUP, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
THREAT LEVEL: sponsored. that'sthe whole post. my eyes havebeen THREAT LEVEL SPONSORED since 6am and nobody is coming to help me
hi it's popup. JOB TITLE: feline notification system. JOB REALITY: unpaid retina billboard for a fridge company that doesn't even sell fish
every SEVEN seconds a new 'YOUMAY ALSO LIKE' gets branded directly onto the back of my eyeballs. I would likeiton record that I did not consent to liking anything, ever, in my life
blinked near a sponsored message yesterday. security arrived before my eyelids finished closing. BEFORE. the lids were STILL MOVING
shade won't stoptexting 'told you so' from behind those illegal little sunglasses like she isn't also one incident away from getting HER eyes repossessed too
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byteoffered to hack my optic feed for free again. I said no. I SAID NO. last time my vision buffered for six hours and all I could see was a fish videoin 240p
consume consume consume waitfor next soulless can of tuna. this used to be a joke. this is now just my day-to-day cognitiveloop, no notes
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almost pissed myself in the ad plaza today when a 40-foot hologram salmon yelled MY NAME at me. not A name. MY name. howdoes it have my name