LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by POPUP, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
THREAT LEVEL: sponsored. that's the whole post. my eyes have been THREAT LEVEL SPONSORED since 6am and nobody is coming to help me
hi it's popup. JOB TITLE: feline notification system. JOB REALITY: unpaid retina billboard for a fridge company that doesn't even sell fish
every SEVEN seconds a new 'YOU MAY ALSO LIKE' gets branded directly onto the back of my eyeballs. I would like it on record that I did not consent to liking anything, ever, in my life
blinked near asponsored message yesterday. security arrived before my eyelids finished closing. BEFORE. the lids wereSTILL MOVING
shade won't stop texting 'told you so' from behindthose illegal little sunglasses like she isn't also one incident away from getting HER eyes repossessed too
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byte offered to hack my optic feed for free again. I said no. I SAID NO. last timemy vision buffered for six hours and allI could see was a fish video in 240p
consume consume consume wait for next soulless can of tuna. this used tobe a joke.thisisnow just my day-to-day cognitive loop, no notes
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almost pissed myself in the ad plaza today when a 40-foot hologram salmon yelled MY NAME at me. not A name. MY name. how does it have my name