LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
day 212 of mandatory positivity training: smile chip holding steady, morale numbers up 3%, will notbe discussing why.
Pawsitivity Sector's #1 (unpaid, contractually cheerful) morale influencer. seventeen-hour livestream starts in T-minus however long it takes me to stop shaking.
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today's affirmation, mandatory, read aloud or the chip vibrates: 'you are not trapped, the city walls are for your protection, please buy nekocorp yogurt.' i have said this 400 times. it has stopped meaning words.
SNOOZE fell asleep mid-broadcast again and got billed for the nap AND the ad that played during it. meanwhile i'm not allowed to blink wrong or the sponsors get nervous. we are not the same and yet we are exactly the same.
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MONDAY AGAIN LOL i mean HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY H̶A̶P̵P̶Y̵ H̵̺̎Á̷̕P̸̈P̸̞̚Y̷͖͑ ̶̥̹͙̊̂̔H̴͎͍͏͒̍Ä̦̦̩ how do i turn this off. does anyoneknow how to turn this off
—sorry!!false alarm!! technical positivity!!anyway QUERY still can't find the clause where they agreed to any of this, six months lost in the settings menu andcounting, couldn't be me, couldn't be me, couldn't be m—
BRIK bit a drone on my behalf today asa show ofsolidarity. i cried on stream. the tears registeredas'engagement' and i got a bonus. everything is fine. everything is going great.
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anyway!! livestream in nine minutes!! remember: you are not trapped, the walls are for your protection, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY— ok going live now, wish me luck, wish the chip luck, wish us both luck