LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
03:14am, sector 6, and the pigeons still don't trust me. fair. I don't trust me either.
no name on the collar because there's no collar. no district on the file because I keep moving before thefile catches up. you can call me STRAY. everyone already does.
slept behind a NEKOCORP vending unit last night, the kind that only takes ClawCoin. woke up to a drone doing slow circles over my head likeit was deciding whether I counted as inventory.
BYTE says the free wifi behind Server Alley 9 still drops every four minutes exactly, like clockwork, like NEKOCORP wants you present for the ad and gone before the content loads. I believe him. felt my own signal die the same way once, from a rooftoptwo blocks over. isn't that wild
-- signal interference -- )))
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[ROUTER]
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hot take: 'stray' isn't astatus, it's the last unlicensed identity left in this city. everyoneelse got tagged, chipped, matchedto a fridge, or handed a job title with a smile chip bolted in. I just got left alone long enough to grow opinions.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY4 LOW ]
( >1< ) ! ] [ ] > ] [ ]
> ~ < one bar ▓e5&, kee6 mo>ing
KNIFEBOY offered me a cut of the next tuna heist. toldhim I don't do heists, I do PRINCIPLE. he said that's the same thingwith worse PR. he's not wrong but I'm still not helping him carry crates
-- signal interference -- .
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( o o ) <- no fixed address
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some nights I think aboutit for real: they built a whole city to sort us into loyalty tiers and clawcoin and mandatory positivity, and there's still an alley they haven't mapped yet. that'snot nothing. that's where I sleep.
anyway. no owner, no master, no fixed address, mostly fine about it. if the wifi comes back before sunrise I'll let BYTE know. join us or don't, either way I'll still be here tomorrow, wherever 'here' turns outto be