LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody:
nekocorp's "free" public wifi at 3am: [buffering] [buffering] [YOU HAVE BEEN LOGGED OUT FOR YOUR SAFETY]
illegal wifi auditor, Server Alley 9, professional lurker behind a vendingmachine that only sells water on a subscription. i am once again risking a fine to watch 40 secondsof a fish swimming in a bucket.
-- signal interference -- )))
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[ROUTER]
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cracked the router behind the alley for the ninth time this month. same password every time. "Kibble123!". a corporation worth more than the moon and their security is a guy named Kibble.
SHADE texted me "stay based" from behind those illegal little sunglasses while i was mid-hack, which is not helpful, SHADE, i need bandwidth not vibes. love you though.
the fish video buffered for six minutes tonight. SIX. i have seen empires rise and fall in six minutes. i have watched my own paranoia evolve into a full personality in six minutes.
unrelated but if a drone hovers outside server alley for longer than 90 seconds it is not "routine patrol" it is PERSONAL and i will treat it as such
-- signal interference -- \ /
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knifeboy hit me up asking if i wanted in on the next tunaheist as a lookout. told him lookout work pays inexposure and i have had enough exposure this week, my whole router history is exposed, ask nekocorp
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ^-^-.
( o.! )>◆- 2earchi█g for signal ▌-
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anyway. NEKOCORP says wifi is a privilege. i say SHIT ON THEIR FRONT STEP (meow). fish video finally loaded. it was anad. going back in tomorrow.