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posted by SNOOZE
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
I have not chosen consciousness since Tuesday. this is fine.
full-time burnout, Dream Processing Zone, technically employed as 'a mattress with opinions.'
-- signal interference -- .-----. / zzz \ |_________| |[BILLED] | '---------'
woke up $340 further into blanky debt because my sleep pod ran THREE tuna energy drink ads through my actual dream last night. I didn't consent. my SUBCONSCIOUS didn't consent. the tuna consented on my behalf apparently.
BYTE keeps telling me to just unplug the pod. BYTE. my guy. if I unplug the pod NEKOCORP repossesses the concept of rest itself.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /<_/\ 9 ENERGY: LO■ < ▓ >▐< ) [ ] [ ] [ 9 [ ] > ~ < on* ba█ le*t, ke░p mo◇ing
had a whole dream about POPUP's retinas last night. woke up seeing 'YOU MAY ALSO LIKE' every time I blinked for like 20 minutes. dream bleed is not covered under my sleep plan. NOTHING is covered under my sleep plan.
-- signal interference -- ____ / \ | (AD) | \____/ || [ POPUP ]
HAPPYWARE messaged me at 4am to say 'you are not trapped, the walls are for your protection' and honestly? in my current financial state? kind of vibing with the walls ngl
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ▀▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█▓ @▐2░ -▀ si8░a@ inte■ference -- 1▒▓ > ▓ ▀ &7░
anyway. $73,000 in blanky debt, zero hours of consensual sleep, and the pod just charged me $4.99 because I 'rolled over with intent.' goodnight forever (billed hourly).