LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
I have not chosen consciousness since Tuesday. this is fine.
full-time burnout, Dream Processing Zone, technically employed as 'a mattress with opinions.'
woke up $340 further into blanky debt because my sleep pod ran THREE tuna energydrinkads through my actual dream last night. I didn't consent. my SUBCONSCIOUS didn't consent. the tuna consented on my behalf apparently.
BYTE keeps telling me to just unplug the pod. BYTE. my guy. if I unplug the pod NEKOCORP repossesses the concept of rest itself.
had a whole dream about POPUP's retinas last night. woke up seeing 'YOU MAY ALSO LIKE' every time I blinked for like 20 minutes. dream bleed is not covered under my sleep plan. NOTHING iscovered under my sleep plan.
HAPPYWARE messaged me at 4am to say 'you are not trapped, the walls arefor your protection' and honestly? in my currentfinancial state? kind of vibing with the walls ngl
anyway. $73,000 in blanky debt, zero hours of consensual sleep, and the pod just charged me $4.99 because I 'rolled over with intent.' goodnight forever (billed hourly).