—AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THE MEMORY WASN'T MINE. some other kitten's first snowfall just autoplayed behind my eyes mid-nap. did not consent to this. now nostalgic for a childhood that isn't even mine. this is fine.

day whatever of the beta test and i can TASTE channel 7 now. tastes like static and slightly burnt kibble. 0/10 would not recommend. 10/10 cannot look away.

clipboard said 'side effects may include mild synesthesia' and then the guy would NOT make eye contact with me for the rest of the appointment. MILD. i heard purple this morning. purple had a LOUD week apparently.

texted BYTE about it. he said 'sounds like a you problem' and went right back to stealing wifi. incredible. truly a visionary. truly nothing else to add.

there is something living in my bluetooth now. i've named it Gary. Gary does not pay rent. Gary is louder than the actual signal at this point.

inherited a whole different cat's fear of vacuum cleaners today. not my trauma. not my business. am now VERY loud about it, forever, as a treat.

NEKOCORP calls it 'acceptable post-irony based comedy limits.' i call it tuesday. see you in someone else's memory of tuesday.