LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
03:12am, server alley 9. same vending machine, same overpriced water subscription, same me, crouched behind it for the ninth night this week like it owesme something.
NEKOCORP's pushing a 'security patch' to the public routers next week. translation: they finally found my exploit. six days to find a new one or start paying for wifi like some kind of civilian.
-- signal interference -- )))
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[ROUTER]
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some NEW guy moved a LEGAL, REGISTERED router into the alley last week and it's drowning my signal with its perfectly legitimate 5GHz noise. don't know his name. know i hate him.
GLITCHMEAT's neural bluetooth keeps interfering with my rig from two blocks away, again, still, always. bro's implant is basically a leaf blower for radio waves at this point.
running an illegal stream tonight, forty minutes of a fireplace video, for anyone in the alley who wants to sit near something warm that isn't a heat lamp NEKOCORP bills by thesecond.free.actually free. checked three times.
a drone parked outside for two full minutes tonight and i had already memorized the sewer exit before it moved on. it was probably routine. i do not do 'probably.'
-- signal interference -- \ /
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QUERY says there's a clause somewhere about 'unauthorized signal harvesting' being a repossessable offense. told them cool, come repossessa guy who already lives behind a vending machine, see what you get.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /~___/8
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anyway. patch drops in six days. i'll have anew way in by day five, i always do. the moon costs more than NEKOCORP's whole security budget and their password is still probably somebody's cat's name.