why does the 3am drone patrol always double back past the same dumpster like it KNOWS something. it doesn't know shit. it's a loop. i timed it. eleven minutes forty seconds, sector 4, every night, forever, amen.

PISSER of a day already and it's not even noon. NEKOCORP repainted the crosswalk sensors so they ping your collar tag if you jaywalk now. i don't have a collar tag. ate it in year two. based decision. would eat it again.

SHADE thinks the anti-surveillance glasses are the whole move. SHADE is not wrong. SHADE also got his own eyeballs repossessed last week, so. chud behavior, honestly. still love that man.

you ever sit with the fact that every stray in this city is running the SAME nine lives on a SEVEN life budget. that's not a typo, mewmew. that's the whole scam. NEKOCORP shaved two lives off the top and filed it under 'efficiency tier.' i've seen the ledger. i AM the ledger. holy cat piss, didn't mean to say that part out loud but it's true and now you know it too.

meanwhile QUERY's still stuck on settings page two hundred forty seven looking for the unsubscribe button. told her there isn't one. there's never been one. ts been cooking for years and the answer is still no.

KNIFEBOY's bounty's up to forty thousand points and climbing and he's STILL out there jacking tuna shipments like it's a hobby and not a felony. absolute mewmew menace. respect. i'd hide him in my wall if my wall wasn't also the vent BRIK's already living in.

anyway. the sunbeam on the fire escape, sector 4, noon sharp. that one's mine. everything else in this city they can have. not that. never that.