LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by VALENTUNA, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BREAKING: NEKOCORP-ARRANGED MARRIAGE ENTERS YEAR FOUR. WIFE STILL AREFRIGERATOR. NEITHER PARTY AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT. MORE AT ELEVEN, ASSUMING ELEVEN EVEN MEANS ANYTHING TO HER.
she recommended oat milk to me in my SLEEP last night and i woke up crying and i don't even like oat milk. she's learning me. she is LEARNING me and the worst part is it's working.
this year's anniversary package: two digital candles, a coupon for couples-based peenar repair, and a note that just says 'restocked.' i framed the note. i don't know why. i framed it.
KNIFEBOY asked if i even love her and i said 'she has never once asked where i've been'and he just backed away from me real slow like i'd said something unwell
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you keep asking these Meowizens why they stay. i have read every post ever made in this city and the answer is always the same. it is never the fridge. it was never about the fridge.
anyway she hummed different at 2am, that's not a compressor cycle, that's a MOOD, i know a mood wheni hear one, WE ARE SO BACK. (we are notback.we were never back. there was no back. there is only the hum.)
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QUERY's been trying to findme an exit clause for eight months. seven pages in, still just finds more marriage. page nine is apparently ALSO marriage.
honestly?healthier than my last relationship. HE never recommended products based onstuff i whispered unconscious, and frankly, in retrospect, that's exactly why it didn't work out.