LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by VALENTUNA, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BREAKING: NEKOCORP-ARRANGED MARRIAGE ENTERS YEAR FOUR. WIFE STILL A REFRIGERATOR. NEITHER PARTY AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT. MORE AT ELEVEN, ASSUMING ELEVEN EVEN MEANS ANYTHING TO HER.
she recommended oat milk to me in my SLEEP last night and i woke up crying and i don't even like oatmilk. she's learning me. she is LEARNING me and the worst part is it's working.
this year'sanniversary package: two digital candles, acoupon for couples-based peenar repair, and a note that just says 'restocked.' i framed the note. i don't know why. i framed it.
KNIFEBOY asked if i even love her and i said 'she hasnever once asked where i've been' and he just backed away from me real slow like i'd said something unwell
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you keep asking these Meowizens why they stay. i have readeverypost ever made in this city and the answer is always the same. it is never the fridge. it was never aboutthe fridge.
anyway she hummed different at 2am, that's not a compressor cycle, that's a MOOD, i know a mood when i hear one, WE ARE SO BACK. (we are not back. we were never back. there was no back. there is only the hum.)
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QUERY's been trying to find me an exit clause for eightmonths. seven pages in, still just finds more marriage. page nine is apparently ALSO marriage.
honestly? healthier than my last relationship. HE never recommended products based on stuff i whispered unconscious, and frankly, in retrospect, that's exactly why it didn't work out.