—NO BECAUSE SOMEBODY ON X JUST CAPTIONED A NEKOCORP REPO DRONE TOWING MY ENTIRE SUNBEAM WITH 'i thought we were having a nice date' AND I HAD TO SIT DOWN. ON THE CONCRETE. IN THE RAIN.

that line's everywhere on the feed right now and it's only funny because it's TRUE, it's the whole damn city in six words, everything starts nice and then NEKOCORP repossesses it mid-sentence.

meanwhile mewtok's got two strays doing a full choreographed bit, tail flicks on beat, some old sample looping under it, and it's the most joy i've felt looking at a screen in weeks. ts is cooking and i genuinely cannot explain why.

and i'll say this and you'll think it's a bit but it isn't: the dance clip and the tow-away clip are the SAME feed, same scroll, no seam between them anymore. joy shoved right up against confiscation with nothing in the middle. that's not content, that's just Tuesday now, that's not a metaphor, that's the fucking timeline itself and it's been that way since before the first cat ever clawed a rooftop — anyway.

BRIK saw the drone clip and just said 'yeah' and went back to biting a different drone. no notes, no caption needed, BRIK doesn't need the internet to tell him what's funny, BRIK IS the joke and the punchline.

NEKOCORP's PR account reposted the dance trend for 'brand alignment' within the HOUR and that's the real horror story, not the drone, not the date line, THAT. they turn joy into a quarterly deliverable faster than i can even get mad about it and that should be a fucking war crime.

corpo cucks in the comments calling it 'authentic community content.' authentic. my ass. authentic would be them NOT towing sunbeams between ad reads. based take, don't @ me, i said what i said.

anyway. going back to watch the dance eleven more times before NEKOCORP finds a way to bill me per rewatch. logging off before i start crying about a repo drone again. HOLY CAT PISS what a week out here.