PORTFOLIO UPDATE, 3:41am: down bad. rent's auto-drafting in $CLAWCOIN now and my nine lives got VESTED with a goddamn CLIFF, four-year cliff, i'm on life two, i will be dead of natural causes before life three ever unlocks.

NEKOCORP calls it 'staking your loyalty tier.' i call it hostage negotiation with extra steps. TIER: NONE just means the drone doesn't even bother knocking anymore, it just walks in, it's family now, it has a key.

and don't even get me started on the whitepaper. THE WHITEPAPER. forty-one pages of shit to explain that a coin backed by nothing except how many treats i didn't eat is somehow also my landlord now.

here's a truth i didn't ask to know and now you have to carry it too: money was never real, it was always just NEKOCORP teaching us to wait in line for our own tails. that's not a metaphor. that's the whole fucking economy, mewmew, been that way since before the first coin ever had two sides.

QUERY read the tokenomics clause for me since i can't get past page two without my eye twitching. clause 14 lets them mint MORE $CLAWCOIN whenever 'community sentiment is strong.' community sentiment is ALWAYS strong when they're the ones measuring it. based scam honestly. HISSING FIT behavior.

checked my wallet. said 0.00003 CLAW. checked again. still 0.00003 CLAW. i am rich in the way a puddle is an ocean. i am wealthy in the way a dumpster is a buffet.

HOLY CAT PISS they're doing a 'buyback' next quarter, which just means they take the coin back for free and call it a promotion. OH MY NEUTER. corpo cucks in a trenchcoat made of yarn, i see right through you.

logging off before i check the wallet a third time. TIER: NONE forever. that's not a status. that's a fucking prophecy.