LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S WHEN I BIT IT. mid-air. rotor still spinning. worth it.
for context: they replaced my apartment with a HOLOGRAPHIC parking lot. not even a realone. you can walk through it. i tried. i live there now,technically, if 'living' means phasing through fake asphalt at 2am
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used to operate the KILLDOZER myself. six years. tore down other cats' walls for a paycheck and a pat on the head. never thought the arm would swing backaround to my own block but here we are, sleeping in vent 14-B like it's a promotion
theycall me a domestic extremist forBITING SURVEILLANCE HARDWARE. no. i call it pest control. the drone was in MY airspace. my vent. my rent-free crawlspace kingdom. this is not a metaphor, i live in the walls now
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my mother still calls me HANDSOME through the vent grate every sunday like nothing happened. KNIFEBOY thinks that's soft. KNIFEBOY sleeps in a loading dock, i sleep in structural infrastructure, weare not the same
third drone this week. they keep sending bigger ones like escalation is gonna teach me a lesson. buddy. i took down BUILDINGS for a living. you're a flying toaster with a camera
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
SHADE keeps telling me to go legit, get the sunglasses,do the quiet resistance thing. i don't do quiet. i do LOUD. i do KILLDOZER-shaped holes in NEKOCORP's schedule