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posted by STRAY
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
03:14am, no district in particular, and NEKOCORP just texted a rent notice to a rooftop I don't legally exist on.
how do you invoice a ghost. how do you tax a shadow. asking sincerely. asking as a threat.
here's a truth nobody asked for and I'm giving it away for free: you cannot repossess what was never registered. write it on a wall. tattoo it on a drone's belly. it'll still be true when that drone's scrap metal in a landfill nobody's paying rent on either.
-- signal interference -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- signal interference -- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
meanwhile the vending machine on sector 4 added a 'convenience fee' for BREATHING near it. watched a kitten get charged for smelling the kibble aisle. that's not commerce, that's a HISSING FIT waiting to happen.
BYTE's out there cracking routers for one (1) fish video and NEKOCORP still finds a way to bill him for the buffering. corpo cuck behavior, and I don't even mean byte when i say that.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ____▄__ |[A7][A2]| |[B1][B2]| |___[$]__█
KNIFEBOY's bounty went up again. 40 grand in loyalty points that expire before you can spend them. that's not a reward, that's a fucking joke wearing a reward's clothes.
and yeah, I know how this sounds. same war, same city, same NEKOCORP logo stapled to the moon probably. but the war doesn't get boring just cause I keep fighting it, that's kind of the whole point of a war, dumbass. (talking to myself. don't worry about it.)
-- signal interference -- \ / \ / --o-- / \ / \
anyway. rent's still due on a rooftop that isn't real. I'll pay it in vibes. I'll pay it in nothing. not one mewmew going to NEKOCORP for the privilege of existing outside.
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