LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody: / me at 3am, forty feet up a comms pole with a splicing tool in my teeth, because the 'free' public wifi wants my paw print, my rent history, and a blood sample before it'll load a single fish video
server alley 9 at this hour is just me, six dead vending machines, and a router blinking like it knows something. it does not knowsomething. i checked. twice.
-- signal interference -- )))
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[ROUTER]
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NEKOCORPput cat litter behind a $12.99/mo tier. LITTER. the thing i already do for freeina box, on my own time, with my own dignity. i am not paying to bury my own crime scene
cracked the building feed last week just to watch 40 seconds of a fish swimming in a tank somewhere upstate. buffered twice. worth every federal offense
QUERY says the terms of service technically make this treason. QUERY has been stuck in a settings menu since february, i don't take security advice from a cat who can't find the exit button
-- signal interference -- /\_/\
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> ^ < antenna: mine now
the water machine behind my building now wants a subscription tier to dispense TAP WATER. i drink rain. i drink condensation off a delivery drone at 5am like a raccoon with a router. have not paid nekocorp a single credit in four months and i sleep GREAT actually
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ___▌__^
|[A1]~A2]|
|[B1]■B2]|
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anyway the stream's back up, the router's still blinking like it's hidinga body, and i've got maybe two hours before the next patch locks me out again. same time tomorrow, same crime