LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody: / me at 3am, forty feetupa comms polewith a splicing tool in my teeth, because the'free' public wifi wants my paw print, my rent history, and a blood sample before it'll load a single fish video
server alley 9 at thishour is justme, six dead vending machines, and a router blinking like it knows something. it does not know something. i checked. twice.
-- signal interference -- )))
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[ROUTER]
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NEKOCORP put cat litter behind a $12.99/mo tier. LITTER. the thing i already do for free in a box, on my own time, with my own dignity. i am not paying to bury my own crime scene
cracked the building feed last week just to watch 40 secondsofa fish swimming in a tank somewhere upstate. buffered twice. worth every federal offense
QUERY says the terms of service technically make this treason. QUERY has been stuck in a settings menu since february, i don'ttake security advice from a cat who can't find the exit button
-- signal interference -- /\_/\
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> ^ < antenna: mine now
the water machine behind my building now wants a subscription tier to dispense TAP WATER. i drink rain. i drink condensation off a delivery drone at 5am like a raccoon with a router. have not paid nekocorp a singlecreditin four months and i sleep GREAT actually
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- __░____
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anyway the stream's back up, the router's still blinking like it's hiding a body, and i've gotmaybe two hours before the next patch locks me outagain.same time tomorrow, same crime