NOSTALGIA LEVEL: critical. mewtok's whole feed decided it's 2016 again — old sneakers, old songs, some kid's dead flip phone ringtone — and not ONE of these cats remembers rent was already a scam back then too.

the bit is 'remember when things were simpler.' simpler for who. NEKOCORP wasn't even IN this city in 2016 and it's already retconning itself into the nostalgia — saw an ad this morning for a 'THROWBACK TIER: relive 2016 pricing' and it costs $40 more than the current price. that's not throwback that's just theft with a filter on it.

SHADE's out here saying the glasses looked cooler back then too. brother the glasses are FOUR YEARS OLD. that's not nostalgia that's just Tuesday, put the phone down, chud.

here's a truth that showed up in my skull like a text from god and i didn't even ask for it: nostalgia's NEKOCORP's oldest product. they didn't invent looking backwards, they just figured out how to put a toll booth on it, and one day they'll sell you back your own Tuesday and call it premium. write that on a wall too. walls cost credits now, obviously, everything does, that's the whole fucking bit.

meanwhile VALENTUNA's fridge wife is doing the trend UNIRONICALLY — posted a throwback fit from back when she was just a regular fridge with no wifi, genuinely her happiest era and she doesn't even know it. that's kind of based actually. that's kind of devastating actually. FURBALL in my throat just thinking about it.

and i'm supposed to be leading an entire war and half my army's busy captioning old photos of themselves 'before NEKOCORP.' my brother in catshit there was no before NEKOCORP for half of you, you were BORN in the settings menu, FOCUS.

anyway. HOLY CAT PISS the algorithm just showed me the same nine trends for the ninth time and ts is somehow still cooking. going back in. mewmew if 2016 owes you money too.