LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the sunglasses aren't glasses. they're property NEKOCORP hasn't figured out how to repossess yet. that's the entire pitch, that's the whole business model, everything else is noise.
they took my actual eyes Thursday. said the retinal warranty lapsed. i said since when do EYES have a warranty and the collection drone just played a little chime and left a comment card.
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BASED
so now i see through loaner hardware and it STILL flags every sign in Ad Plaza as 'content you might enjoy.' i enjoy none of it. i enjoy silence and unregistered property rights.
NEKOCORP's official statement called the glasses 'an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' you cannot trademark a vibe. i had it checked. they are trying anyway, in a courtroom, with a straight face.
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meanwhile BYTE's out there stealing bandwidth off a comms pole and KNIFEBOY'sstealing entire tuna shipments in broad daylight, and I'M the one they call the domestic threatfor wearing frames.
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rescheduled the 'residual eye tissue reclamation appointment' into the year 2031. underpass runs dark for a reason. can'ttax a signalyou can't scan, can't scan a face you can't find.
eyes are loaner hardware now. the vibe is original hardware, factory installed, no warranty needed. degraded assets can't repossess THAT, no matter how many chimes they play.