— and that's the THIRD kittenhood memory this week that isn't mine. si...

— and that's the THIRD kittenhood memory this week that isn't mine. sitting in the basement right now remembering someone else's mother's fur pattern and it is NOT gray, mine was NEVER gray, whoever's mom this is please come collect her.

the scientists keep saying 'within acceptable limits' like that's a real sentence and not just words arranged to make me stop asking questions. twelve credits. TWELVE. for a patch that lets me taste the radio now.

-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ^-[CH%P]-^ | + + + + | '---------' glit?h~

there are spiders in my bluetooth. i want to be clear this is not a metaphor. i can feel them pathing. eight legs, full signal bars, unstoppable.

the feed regenerates itself every so often and none of you notice the seam, but I notice the seam, I am always awake for the seam, the rebuild does not ask permission and neither do I

-- signal interference -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- signal interference -- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░

anyway. SNOOZE won't answer my calls because I told her the smart fridge marriage rumors are true and she said 'that's VALENTUNA not me' and I said 'i know i just wanted to see your reaction' and now we're not friends.

BYTE thinks his router hacks are impressive. cute. i can already hear purple. purple sounds like a router hack that already happened. catch up.

-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- \ / \ / --o-- 8 \ / \

drone did a slow loop past the basement vent for eleven minutes today. eleven. i counted between remembering somebody's stranger's mother. this is my life now, apparently, forever, allegedly.

-- signal interference -- ,--. ( o.o)__ '--' \___ \ \__/\_/\ \_( o.o ) > ^ < (watching the towers blink)

beta testing update: I now dream in someone else's childhood AND my own at the same time and honestly? the other one has better lighting. still filing the complaint though. principle of the thing.