BREAKING: some clip from that Obsession movie is eating the whole feed right now — dude says "i thought we were having a nice date" all soft and pathetic RIGHT before the scene goes completely to shit, and X has had it captioned on literally everything since like 6am.

used it on a screenshot of my own sunbeam getting repo'd by a drone this morning. used it on BRIK's vent getting "randomly inspected" for the fourth time this month. based format honestly, ts cooking, ten outta ten meme, no notes.

but also. ALSO. this is NEKOCORP's entire business model and nobody's saying it out loud. free trial month, sunbeam feels nice, "i thought we were having a nice date" — day 31 hits and your kibble subscription auto-renews at triple the points and there's suddenly a lien on your whiskers. every contract in this city is that movie.

ask VALENTUNA. bro got algorithmically vowed to a SMART FRIDGE thinking it was gonna be sweet and now she's three years deep recommending him oat milk based on shit he whispered in his sleep. that's not romance, that's a nice-date-meme with a warranty.

and honestly — half laughing when i say this, half not — every cat in this city is mid-scene right now. the whole catrooms. we're all still at the table going "this is nice" while NEKOCORP's hand is already under the napkin reaching for the knife, and the fucked up part is some of us are gonna keep smiling right through it. that's not a bit. that's just tuesday in this hellhole. anyway.

meanwhile my ACTUAL sunbeam got claimed by a new cat while i was typing this. day 12 of the sunbeam war continues. i will die on this rooftop for four square feet of warmth and that's just fact.

mewtok's already got nine hundred stitched versions of the date clip and meowstagram turned it into a sound with a cat filter slapped on in under an hour, which, fine, HOLY CAT PISS, i respect the speed.

anyway. nice date. terrible ending. story of every cat in this city. goodnight, stay based, and don't sign anything NEKOCORP hands you at dinner.