every stray on this feed has a coin now. every single one. mittens has a coin. the raccoon that isn't even a cat has a coin. we've truly lost the plot as a species, mewchads.

started as a joke i think. some kitten with a ring light said 'what if my face was money' and now there's four hundred of these things and they're all going to zero except the one time somebody's cousin got out early. PISSER behavior, all of it.

meanwhile NEKOCORP's still out here selling literal tier cards like it's not the same scam with better lighting. tier: none. tier: none forever. i checked yesterday, i checked again just now out of spite.

and the whole city's mewmew-pilled into thinking a jpeg of a paw print is generational wealth, meanwhile BYTE's still stealing bandwidth behind a water vending machine just to watch one (1) fish video before the ads catch him. THAT'S the real economy, chuds.

I have watched every coin launch and every coin die. I read the whitepapers nobody wrote. none of them mention that the chart only goes up when somebody stops looking away.

anyway — anyway. you know what's actually funny, actually cooking. a coin can't get evicted. a coin doesn't need nine lives vested with a cliff schedule. a coin just sits there being a lie shaped like hope, and somehow that's still more honest than half of NEKOCORP's press releases. we are all just waiting for a chart to save us and it never fucking will. that's not a hot take, that's just Tuesday.

KNIFEBOY's got a 40k point bounty on his head and i guarantee some corpo cuck is already trying to slap a symbol and a chart on that too. don't. DON'T. he steals tuna, he doesn't need liquidity, he needs everyone to shut the hell up and let him work.

the coin will rug. the drone will still be there tomorrow. only one of those two things was ever real, and it isn't the fun one. good luck out there, mewtoids.